royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

(via funny-text-posts)

hiphop-clothes-and-hoes:

“Good girl, I know you want it”

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

(Source: cayde, via julyette)

blessed-soul:

do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

(Source: peewentz, via disagreed)

turklet:

i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice

(via funny-text-posts)